Jul 8, 2014
The beauty of Android and of modern game development in general is that if something happens in pop culture, a game can be made about it quickly. Let’s take Luis Suarez biting an opponent. Retro Dreamer, developers of fine games such as Happy Poo and finer games such as SlamBots and Sneezies, introduce Soccer Bite. Run forward, biting opponents as they come by, all without the ref seeing. FIFA will see, but not until you’ve set a high score, and even if you do get suspended, you’ll get a pricey transfer to another high-powered club, so really it’s all good. Bite away, my friend. Download the game now on Google Play.