Run Sausage Run! Review

Run Sausage Run! Review

Dec 28, 2017

If you ever wondered what life would be like existing as a sausage — a running sausage, that is — then maybe, just maybe, Run Sausage Run! is probably the living, breathing, playable mockumentary you need.

Yep, the premise is simple: you are a sausage that is flexible and somewhat fleet-footed. You like to run, yes, but there are plenty of hazards here. Watch your step, because you can sliced, diced, smashed or worse. rsr3

Visually, Run Sausage Run! has a simplistic, whimsical look to it, which probably helps take the edge of the, well, bloodier aspects. The animations are equally playful, with non-serious depictions and the like; even the lethal blades look genteel.

The controls are easy to master in this… the lead hotdog trots at a slow pace by default. Soon, the aforementioned obstacles begin to appear, and the game teaches you to tap the screen to allow the sausage bed backwards and simultaneously sprint faster; holding the tap keeps him bent and running. Based on how the obstacles are moving (mostly like guillotines), you can alternate between regular movement and run/ducking to avoid the dangerous items and travel further.

Very simple, no?

Outside this, the game offers powerups, and coins can be used to garner new sausage skins. It doesn’t necessarily require a bunch of real cash, and is mostly self-contained. Now, if bloody meat decapitations make you queasy, this one might give you pause.

It is quite the mindless game — and that is far from negative. It is a quick study, in that you are off and running as fast as you can figure out the quick touch control. As with most running games, distance traveled is the name of the game, and all you need to do is move far.

… and, well, avoid the dangers every sausage should be aware of. Apparently.

Run Sausage Run! Review Rundown

8
Graphics/Sound - Delightfully simplistic in its portrait presentation.
8
Controls - Easy-to-understand touch control.
7
Gameplay - Simple running caper.
7
Replay Value - Great for quick, infrequent visits.
7.5
Overall - A quick hitter well worth trying.

Download: App available at the Google Play Store »

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